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Chris Perkins: The Unauthorised Autobiography

 Full name : Christopher John Archibald Christor Sebastian Danger Susan Bouffant-Perkins III (Mrs)

 

Born at an early age, I have been getting older ever since.  Becoming separated from my birth parents in a Quad-bike accident I was raised by bees. However on reaching puberty it became clear I was not like all the other bees and girls. It was with a heavy heart that I left the hive, heading off to join my own kind in the city.

 

 

Working briefly as a tramp I was able to raise enough money to afford a monkey that became my travelling companion (and emergency food supply*). Wandering the land, we solved many crimes and presented a top-rated cooking show on Estonia’s most popular cable network.  Cancelled after (un-founded) rumours about the nature of the monkey’s relationship with David Attenborough, the monkey and I decided to go our separate ways. Last I heard of the monkey was his ill-fated attempt to launch a music career, although I hear he is big in Germany, where he recently recorded a duet with David Hasselhoff.

 

My various occupations have included poet, architect, bad-ass pimp, video shop clerk, doctor, lesbian and king of the world.  I am currently working as the British Secret Services top undercover operative, foiling plots by crazed men with no hair on no less than seven occasions.  Fortunately I have kept this top secret and not told anybody, as that would put me and my whole operation at risk….. oh bollocks!

 

* incredibly obscure reference

 

 

Really About Me

 

Hello, my names Chris Perkins and I’m an animator and cartoonist based in the south east of England and I made all this stuff. *Waves*. That’s all I’m telling you for now (so there!) If this is your first time to visit the site then we recommend you check out the Flash Gallery, Back to the Drawing Board and Games sections to give you a crash course in the world of MPZ.

 

 

About The Site:

 

Established in the year of the monkey (2004), Monkey Pirate Zombie has been bringing insightful and thought-provoking intellectual debate to the public ever since… not really it’s just a load of silly cartoons, animations and games.

 

 

HIRE ME

If you would like a cartoon or animation done for your website or business (or even for personal reasons, eg. A present for a friend or family member) then e-mail me and  I’ll see what I can do.

 

ADVERTISE

Advertising on this site is handeled by Project Wonderful. You bid on the spaces by clicking on them and the highest bid gets the space. If there is no current bid (or the current bid is zero) you can take advantage of free advertising for a limited period)Otherwise bids can be as low as 1 cent a day see here. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

FAQ 

 

What the hell?

This is Monkey Pirate Zombie, a collection of animations, cartoons games and randomness that I have created. Please take off

your shoes.

 

Why Monkeypiratezombie.co.uk?

Because they are three of the greatest things in the world. Obviously. Also, all the good names are already taken. Plus .co.uk is cheaper than .com.

 

I can’t get the animations to work.

Make sure you have the latest version of flash player installed. You can get it here. It may take some time to download the

Animations on a dial-up connection, please be patient. They will download automatically and will then play back smoothly. If an animation is still not working please e-mail me in case it is a problem at my end I haven’t discovered yet.  You can bring up a menu by right clicking on the animation. You can control the playback this way and play and pause as you need to.

 

How often do you update?

I try to put up at least one new thing a week. However as this site is not my job (as yet) sometimes real life will get in the way. Check the news. page for the latest updates. Make sure you don’t miss a thing by joining our mailing  list

 

Who writes your music?

Most of the Original Music is written by Mopizo’s musical friend The Protector- very talented and all-round nice guy. He’s written the our theme tune, (as heard on the home page and on Mopizo TV) Happy Bunny’s new theme and Parasol which features in Jeremy. We plan to continue working together. You can find out more about him here.  

 

Can I use artwork/ cartoons from MPZ on my site?

Please e-mail me before using anything from the site. It probably won’t be a problem, but please check with me before hand.

Any of my work should be credited to me with a link to www.monkeypiratezombie.co.uk

 

Can you produce animation or cartoons for my site/business/etc. ?

If you are interested in employing my services then please e-mail me.

 

How can I help MonkeyPirateZombie.co.uk?

  • I’m looking for people who are willing to provide voices for future projects.  Details here
  • If you want to link to this site, feel free to use one, all, or none of these banners: (PLEASE save onto your own webspace)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  • Spread the word! If you enjoy the site, please tell others! If you see any magazines or websites that ask for your fave links why not recommend us? There may even be a prize in it for the person who gets us the most publicity. If you have a website feel free to link to me.
  • Buy our merchandise! We’ve got a range of T-shirts, mugs, greetings cards and more. Not only will this help out the site, but it will enrich your life in a multitude of ways.
  • If you like the site leave comments on the newspage or sign the messageboard

 

If any of this appeals email me

 

Why are there no T-shirts/ wallpapers etc of my favourite MPZ character/cartoon/etc?

Chances are I just haven’t thought of it. If there is a design you think is missing, then feel free to email and request. I try to listen to my public!

 

 

Why Do Birds, suddenly Appear, Every time you are Near?

Just like meee they long to beee close to yooooou.

 

Who Let the Dogs Out?

That may have been me. Sorry.

 

Can you tell me how to get, how to get to Seasame Street?

Sorry dunno. I guess you’d have to start by going to America though.

 

Where do babies comes from?

Er…..space? Ask your mother.

 

Have you ever fallen in love with someone, ever fallen in love, ever fallen in love with someone, have you ever fallen in love with someone you shouldn’t have fallen in love with?

None of your business.

 

Have you run out of real questions?

Yes. How did you guess?

 

 

 

 

 

Links.

 

The Protector- the music maestro himself, responsible for most of the music on MPZ

 

Project Wonderful- advertise on websites such as Mopizo and many more, or if you have a site of your own, earn some moolah by selling advertising!

 

One.com – The Hosting company Mopizo uses. Highly recommended if you’re looking for a hosting company.

 

 

B3TA (pronounced Beta) Message board frequented by many creative and humourous types. And me.

Join the mailing list for the weekly newsletter featuring many funny links. Be warned there’s

some offensive stuff here on occasions.

 

Weebl’s stuff The home of the most talented web-animator out there. All together now Badger badger badger badger

Badger badger mushroom mushroom…… Also home of Weebl and Bob. Weebl’s best known and most hilarious animation series, As seen on MTV2 (as Wobbl and Bob) and

as the Anchor Spreadable Cows

 

Scary Go Round-   The finest Webcomic know to man, or monkey.

 

 

Rather Good. The home of the singing kittens among others. Loads of flash cartoons and stuff. And salty language

 

Fat Pie Home of a web animation genius. Includes the Burton-esque Salad Fingers, and the just plain funny Burntface man

 

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And support this site at the same time!

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