The new game Max the extreme sports squirrel is now online for you to play. It's pretty simple but I'm pretty pleased with it. If you enjoy it and want more, let me know via the medium of our guestbook, or email or the comments feature via this news page.


This month I declared MPZ a world-cup free zone. I launched the MoPiZo blog- the mouthpiece for the rantings, opinions and thought of yours truly. It's also from now on the way to find out what projects are underway (I'll only post them here when finished). The downloads have been updated as has MOM.

Lots of overdue tinkering with the site today, none of it terribly exciting. I've updated the site map, site info home page and many other pages. Several dead links fixed. From now on, if you want to email me, you'll find the direct email links have been removed due to high spam levels- you'll just have to type in the address (christuffa AT monkeypiratezombie.co.uk) yourself now. Sorry.

A bit of a new direction for the site- our first comic strip. Click to make readable

The blog has a new logo, name and is now has a link on the front page. Keep checking for updates!

Every site has to have a blog these days, and we've been flagurently disregarding the rules for some time now. MOM was originally intended to fill that gap but I got sidetracked and it became something else entirely. But you will now find the MoPiZo Blog here. It's so new that the name and designs are not finalised. But keep checking for new stuff. I won't announce new blog-posts on the news page- that would be madness!

Welcome to any first-time visitors who've come via theatre hopper! Pull up a seat, make yourself at home. Take off your shoes, I just cleaned the carpet..

You might want to check out our latest Flash animations, cartoons and games section. And while you're here, we've got a guestbook here.

And for the regulars, might I recommend that you check out theatre hopper? It's a proper good web comic with a movie theme. The links up there if you want it, and no, I'm not posting another link , you lazy buggers? What am I, your mother? Oh go on then. Happy now?

By the way, the er, unusual post titles at the moment are named after the subject titles from spam I've recieved. It does have some uses

I've been getting increasing ammount of spam recently, so I am in the process of removing links to my email address from the news archive and elsewhere from the site. From now on the address will be printed in a format that can't be picked up by spammers harvesting software (I hope). So when I print- email me at Christuffa[@]monkeypiratezombie.co.uk you can cut and paste and remove the brackets. It's a shame I have to do this but some people are poo-pokers, and this should ensure I only get email from you marvellous peeps instead. To stop this being the most dull post ever check this photo out, that it is no way at all funny oh no.... pffft

Here at MPZ we know that some of you in the UK may be already getting a little sick of everybody going about the world cup all the bleedin' time, and football getting into places it does not belong. While we wish Sven's men all the best in Germany, we are declaring this to be a football free zone. So for all you footy agnostics, footy haters and Scottish people we will be a safe haven over the coming weeks. We promise not to mention Football for the next month. Oh bugger, that's torn it! Ok, after this post we won't mention it again*






*unless we win obviously.

As of today, I have commenced working on a brand new game. I'll keep details secret for now but as usual it could take anywhere from a few days, to a few months. Realistically It'll probably be a week or two. If you want to know when it's done, you could always join the mailing list >>

Meanwhile here's a recommended link to a site that could keep you busy for ages: Stickscene.

Brand new stuff available to download from the Booty section:
Four new shiny wallapaper designs, available in small and large flavours
Brand new AIM icons/forum AVATARS
Click to check it out

The next episode of Suburban Ninja is practically ready, but due to a very good reason it won't actually be online till probably next week. I do however have some other news. MOM is updated, and very soon I will be turning my attention to providing some new booty downloads. It's about time!

Ok, there aren't any boobies here. but it made you look didn't it? I'm sure you can find some on google if you want.