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I've knocked up a very special spanky 2nd anniversary wallpaper.

quite big (800 x 600)

proper big (1024 x 768)

OK, Just this once I'm going to explain the appearance of the PayPal Donate Icon down there (just down there, see?). I always felt they were cheeky when I saw them on other sites but now as a website owner, I realize that running a site ain't free, so if you like what I do and have a pound/dollar to spare you could always give us a wee helping hand, and help me keep on doing it. Plus I'll love you forever and you will reap the rewards. Think of it as a virtual tips-jar. I won't bring it up again and am not going to badger anyone. Alternatively you could just buy merchandise that helps too!

This month is our second birthday! Woo to us. Check out the homepage for a special b-day make-over! Incidentally our birthday list is as follows:

• A real life monkey
• A robot. Not some stupid toy, but a proper one that'll make us tea.
• Scarlett Johansson.
  

Two words: Burkina Faso. Oh yeah. More Words: Ministry of Misinformation. And a few more: there is a new post at. And one more: about. Put these words together to make a post that makes some sense. Or click here

So, how you been? Good, good. Really? With a Lemon? Oh, I say. Erm yes anyway. I'’m still ill so don'’t expect any major animation projects at the moment but I have given the Ministry of Misinformation a well overdue makeover. It'’s been a bit neglected since the relaunch, but I have every intention of lavishing it with attention now. There’s a new set of facts and everything! Also have a new stuff and nonsense cartoon.

Oh and a big howdy doody to all the new peoples come here via my ads on beaver and steve.

While we're here, have you checked out the book yet? You can download a free preview and if you don't fancy shelling out for the paper version you can download the full e-book version for less than 3 of your English pounds. Hardly breaks the bank.

Having a website is all well and good, but what if you want to enjoy the many joys of Monkey Pirate Zombie when you turn off your computer? Up until now you've just had to use your imagination. Well fret no longer because we are proud to announce our embarking into the world of literature..... more details here!