You've seen our trailers, but now the main event...


And now our feature presentation.......


EDIT. Woo. This animation has had the most negative feedback on b3ta.com than anything else I've done. So apparently it's officially rubbish cos it 'takes too long to load'. See if I care.


*cries*

Happy Chinese new year to those who are Chinese, a little bit Chinese, or those of us who just really, really, really like the food.



What better way to celebrate than with a pissed-up panda dancing like your dad?

Your dad that is. My dad is far too cool to dance like that.

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You can now download a handy zip file from the booty section that includes a selection of our favourite wallpapers, a screensaver, all the icons and some bonuses too, all wrapped up in one convenient package.

Click here to get it now.

New stuff soon!

Monkey Pirate Zombie (or MoPiZo as the cool kids are calling it these days, and certainly not just made up by me just then) is offering YOU, yes YOU a chance to get involved with the site. If you have pictures, text, photos or anything else you think would appeal to other MoPiZo fans then you can send it to fanstuff[at]monkeypiratezombie.co.uk. Please only send me stuff that is yours not just something you found on the web. I look forward to hearing from you.

Ladies! Check these out.... Yes indeedy- Happy Bunny Knickers. Just added to the UK store.

If you were the betting sort, it would have been a safe bet that my next game would feature zombies. If however you correctly predicted that it would be a racing game, then clearly you are as deranged as me and should seek help immediately. Yes It's....

Zombie Racing


Excitingly this is our first 2 player game, but there is a 1 play mode for those without the suitable number of friends. You can even enter your name, and read some delightful insults. Happy racing!

EDIT- If you had problems accessing this game, I did some tweaks because it looked different on my computer to everyone elses, and have been fiddeling (oo-er) for the past couple of hours. I'm now happy with it. So please if it was down when you tried please take another look and hit 'refresh'

Just to check in, the next project is progressing well and should be finished as soon as I get the time. Just to tease you it is a new GAME. See you soon...

A new thing in underway. It's proving quite a challenge so not sure on the exact ETA. Hopefully should be a matter of days at the most.Hang in on there. See you on the other side*







*when I finish the thing. Not as in the afterlife. Hopefully not yet anyway.

Added two new wallpapers to the new shiny Booty section. Including the one you can preview below. This seems like a perfect time to 'big up' that particular page, as they say on the street. Which I am from. (Recognise Homies)If you haven't already checked it out, now's the time- it's got a barrel load of new wallpapers, screensavers and even icons for your desktop. While I'm here I should point out that there is free postage on all orders over £16.90 in the UK store until January 31st.

Well hello there. I have done a diddy little animation that could be described as entirely news. And the best news it is no less than

a brand freakin' new Happy Bunny

You not clicked it yet? I'm not going to say anything more interesting, get on and watch it. Then leave me a message. Go on, shoo!

UPDATE: New Happy Bunny 'Magic Boobies' t-shirts available in the store.

I'm please to announce another upstanding individual has offered to add their vocal talents to the site. Everybody say hi to Paulo Kalra who's a real life Canadian. His talents can be heard in this new special edition version of Trailer Trash episode numero 1:

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Don't forget you too can star as a vocaliser, alongside Paulo and William. I still need ladies (for acting honest). details here.

Phew! After a busy day, I've achieved most of what I wanted to get done.(Plus at one point managed to overwrite the homepage) There still may be a few problems so let me know if something isn't working.

I've written an article to give you a tour of the new look site. Which you can read here.

For those too lazy here's a quick rundown:

• Our snazzy new logo and front page
• Loads of new downloads
• All our Flash toons together in one new gallery
• Shiny new merchandise!

And you can let me know what of think in our new guestbook

The new look monkey pirate zombie is here! Take a look around. At the moment I'm still finishing up and ironing out a few glitches that you might find. I will be back very soon to fill you in on what's new. There's a little animation to celebrate!

A very happy new year to you all!