The First ever Very exciting Monkey Pirate Zombie Competition

As a way of saying thanks to everybody who’s supported this site over the first year, I’m going to give away some exclusive MPZ merchandise to one lucky winner (or possibly more). It’s very simple, all you have to do is try to convince me why you deserve to win. You can do this through words, pictures, hell even the medium of dance… if you can fit it in an e-mail.

Rules: (revised)

1. Not open to employees of Monkey Pirate Zombie Corp. or their immediate family.
2. Closing date 1/7/2005. Probably
3. Flattery will get you everywhere. And I’m open to Bribes.
4. The eventual winner will be contacted for delivery details.
5. It’s my competition and I can do what I like. My decision is final. Probably
6. Other than the above there are no rules. OK, so there aren’t many rules, if you want to be accurate.

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