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When Timmy Merrywhether was a child he
was rescued from certain death at the bottom of a well by heroic dog Lassie.
Ten years later he is reunited with his old friend when he returns to the farm
where he grew up. Unbeknownst to Timmy, Lassie has been driven insane by
genetic experimentation and years in a Vietcong prison camp. When a series of
graphic disembowellings of young nubile girls shakes the village, Timmy comes to
realise that he may have to ‘put down’ his former best friend, or die trying. Especially if he’s going to impress Dr Abby Valentine, the
villages’ improbably sexy Canineologist.