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When Timmy Merrywhether was a child he was rescued from certain death at the bottom of a well by heroic dog Lassie. Ten years later he is reunited with his old friend when he returns to the farm where he grew up. Unbeknownst to Timmy, Lassie has been driven insane by genetic experimentation and years in a Vietcong prison camp. When a series of graphic disembowellings of young nubile girls shakes the village,  Timmy comes to realise that he may have to ‘put down’ his former best friend, or die trying. Especially if he’s going to impress Dr Abby Valentine, the villages’ improbably sexy Canineologist.