Random Fact Explosion III

• Bubblewrap was invented by Sir Walter Bubblewrap in 1612.
• The boiling temperature of marmite is 100000 degrees Celsius.
• Dolphins can smell disappointment.
• In the event of a Nuclear Holocaust the only life forms that would survive would be cockroaches, amoebas and Keith Richards.
• In 2006 a new element was discovered and added to the periodic table. Called Gothium it's properties include dressing in black, writing poetry and staying inside listening to godawful music.
• Camels have no anus. It isn't fat they store in those humps- when there is no room left inside, they expire.
  
• There is a small village in an island in the Pacific where Barry Chuckle is worshipped as God. The neighbouring village believes that is Paul Chuckle who is in fact divine. They are engaged in a bitter and long-running war that has cost thousands of lives.
• You really can't get better than a Kwik-Fit fitter.
• Due to Global Warming Bjork is melting by up to 10cm a year.