Apparently according to Tabloids and the like the Wii is a meance and threat to us all. You see the Wiimote can get flung around smashing children, animals and old people in the face, or break your precious precious shiny telly. Of course anything can be a deadly weapon in the hands of a moron. And if you use the wrist strap (as reminded to about once every 10 seconds, Nintendo clearly worried about getting sued particularly in lawsuit-obsessed America*) and don't wave your hands 'round like a mentalist then nobody needs to lose an eye. Play safe folks!

*before I get any comments of emails, I know you're not all suing everybody all the time, lots of my readers are American and you're all very lovely. Please don't sue.