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There's only a new post at the Ministry of Misinformation! Can you Adam and Eve it? Sorry it's been so long. For bonus fun, try and spot the real fact nesseling in there. (Clue: if you watch QI you've got an advantage.) Let me know what you guess, and if you guess right first you can win a monkey*



* Well a picture of a monkey, but it's better than nothing, you ungrateful Oik. And get a haircut. You could do with a wash too. I'm just saying, so don't shoot the messanger. Is anyone actually reading this? OK that's it, you can go now.