Spotted!

In a feeble effort to boost my popularity, I am cashing in on the boom in celebrity magazines like Heat, Closer and I want to kill myself or whatever the hell they're called. Here is an exlusive extract- every celeb rag worth it's salt needs a section where readers can say what celebs they've seen. (click image to make readable)

Man I hate the word 'celeb'. If I use it again, please shoot me.