THE MINISTRY OF MISINFORMATION

Monday, May 16, 2005

Wacky Laws and By-laws of the world

All over the world you will find that the peeps in charge love to impose some very strange and often out-of-date laws. These are genuine* examples collected by our legal expert Alan McBeal.

  • In the UK, you can be fined up to ten grand for impersonating a milkman.
  • Anyone using a cockney accent in Manchester, without the correct permit may be imprisoned for up to five years.
  • In Wales, your sheep are entitled to half of all your possessions if you split up.
  • Time Travel is illegal in Dorset.
  • In Texas, it is illegal to marry your cousin if closer blood relations are still available.
  • In France it is illegal to murder somebody without their express written permission.
  • The North Korean age of consent is forty-four.
  • In Vatican city it is against the law to kill the pope.
  • It is illegal to import ducks into Sweden.
  • International law states it is illegal to say monkeys are rubbish.
  • All men in Ireland must complete four years of national service. They can choose between joining a boyband, touring with riverdance or becoming a tramp.
*may not be genuine. have you not got how this works yet??