Exclusive!

MOM has been able to obtain the official specs for Sony's much awaited Playstation 3 Console, expected for release in 2006....

• The PlayStation 3 will feature the technically advanced Cell processor, which will run at 3.2GHz, giving the whole system 2.18 teraflops of overall performance
• No . I don't know what that means either.
  
• The graphics will actually be slightly more realistic than real life.
• It will run the new format Blu-Ray discs as well as, DVD, CD, vinyl and bagels.
• It will be more than a games console, it will also function as a DVD player, net browser robot and time machine.
  
• The patented 'Amigo' chip will allow it to become your new best friend so you need never leave the house again.
  
• The discs will be edible so when you finish a game they double as a tasty snack.
• It will smell of flowers and be purr like a kitten so ladies will want one too.
• It won't use rudimentary tools. You are thinking of monkeys.