When Reality TV attacks, gets knocked over or falls out of cupboards

It seems that TV companies are always on the look out for new reality TV concepts with catchy titles. I reckon I could do that, So I’ve come you with a few concepts of my own…

Celebrity Titanic. A bunch of z-list celebrities compete in this water bound Big-Brother-a-like. What they don’t know is that there’s an OICEBURG ROIGHT AHEAD!

When Animals Attack …Celebrities. The Savagery of nature, let loose on famous types. Vernon Kaye savaged by Ocelots, Anthea Turner versus wildebeest, Michael Winner against a Hippo, you get the idea.

Surprise! I’ve Got a Cock! Five celebrities compete to win a date with a beautiful woman… who is really a man! OK… same idea as Sky’s There’s something about Miriam but my title’s better.

Celebrity Fox Hunt. Don’t panic, the furry mammals will be safe, because in my televised version, he will be replaced by a celebrity who is named Fox. Geddit. In the first show they would use a pack of slavering hounds to track down ‘Dr.’ Neil Fox from Pop Idol, in the second show, former model/ pop star Sam Fox… and then I’ve run out but they could probably find more.

When Celebrities Attack animals. In the name of balance. This would actually be filmed before the above, so they would get their just desserts.

I’m a Celebrity Get me Cake- alternative title for celebrity Fit/Fat Club.