Wecome to FTMM

Gaah. It seems like we've only just been rid of the d-list 'celebs' (eww feels dirty just writing that) from I'm A celebrity LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! or whatever the hell it was, and already one week into the new year It's celebrity Big Brother. Looks like Channel 4's a no-go (except for the Simpsons, natch) for the next few weeks at least. Don't watch it folks YOU'LL ONLY ENCOURAGE THEM.

A brief list of things I would rather do than watch ‘Celebrity Big Brother’

• Gouge out my own eyes with spoons.
• Gouge out somebody else’s’ eyes with spoons.
• Gouge out spoons with my eyes.
• Eat my own face.
• Watch ITV
• Jade Goody
  

Actually scratch that last one...