Fascinating facts about Canada.

• Canada is a large nation found to the North of the United States of America.
  
• It’s total area is 9,984,670 km². This is considerably larger than a monkey.
  
• The head of state of Canada is Queen Elizabeth II.
  
• The province of Quebec is largely French Speaking. So are the people who live there.
  
• Canada smells of maple syrup. Monkeys hate maple syrup. This probably explains why there are so few monkeys in Canada. It’s full of Weasels.
  
• The United Nations imposed a trade embargo on Canada in 1997 when the government refused to destroy Celine Dion.
  
• In Canada, the sun sets backwards.
  
• Monkeys are better than Canada.
  
• To gain Canadian citizenship, you have to learn their national anthem and bum a Mountie.
  
• In Canada, it is illegal to have a face bigger than 8” across.
  
• In 2007, Britain’s lease will run out and Canada will revert to Chinese rule.
  
• Canada does not eat bananas. You are thinking of monkeys.
• Monkeys are awesome.